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John McAfee Explains How He’d Hack the Pentagon
John McAfee, paranoid billionaire hacker and future President of the USA, is at it again. Not content with boasting about how easy it would be for him to hack an iPhone, McAfee has decided to crank it up a notch, telling Tech Insider not only that he could hack the…
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Future US President John McAfee Ditches the Cyber Party for Libertarianism
Capricious billionaire John McAfee – once described as “extremely paranoid, even bonkers” by the President of Belize – is like a shark: he has to keep moving (he also has great fluid dynamics and an advanced immune system, which was his inspiration for his McAfee antivirus software). After announcing his…
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President Obama Has the Power to Text Everyone in the US at Any Time
US President Barack Obama has the power to mass-message every American citizen with a phone whenever he deems necessary, the Wall Street Journal has revealed. All modern phones on sale in the US contain a smart chip that allows messages from the President to be delivered under any circumstances. Due…
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Jeb Bush Announces Presidential Run Via Facebook
Former Governor of Florida Jeb Bush – son of and brother to former US Presidents George Bush and George W. Bush, respectively – has announced that he’s considering running for President in a Facebook post. After roughly 10 million reporter attempts to get him to announce a run, Jeb does…
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