Flat Earth Theory Suggests Australia Is A Fake Country
I would freely admit that Britain has a bit of a questionable past when it comes to the Empire and the Colonies in the world. We are in Britain a little more tolerant these days, but a Flat Earth theory suggests that despite our questionable past, we have something much darker to hide.
In a new theory proposed, Australia is apparently a fake country. Yep, it’s fake, doesn’t exist. So the 24 million people that live there are completely imaginary and if you ever went on holiday there, nope, sorry, you didn’t. Even if you did go (which you didn’t), anyone you met was a computer-generated image.
While this in itself sounds mildly insane, even by Flat Earth standards, this theory does go a step further. Apparently, the country was invented to cover up a massive genocide by Britain. Isn’t that nice?
https://www.facebook.com/UNSWFlatters/posts/1529339500467009
Wait, what?…
In a Facebook post that is going viral, the theory seems to agree that Britain did put convicts on a boat with the intention of taking them to another country. So far so good right? Well, it’s after that point that things get a little crazy. Apparently the British loaded the boats with convicts, sailed off to South America somewhere, and sank the boats with the prisoners on board.
The country Australia, therefore, doesn’t exist and it’s all just one big coverup that even despite the British Empire not existing anymore, everyone seems to want to hide it from us.
Now, we can, from this deduce two possibilities. This branch of the Flat Earth Society is basically reveling in the attention it gets and has come self-aware. The alternative is that someone actually believes this to be entirely true. Now isn’t that scary!
What do you think? – Let us know in the comments! – No Australians though please, we now know you are all fake and imaginary.
Contaminated DNA strain in mankind DNA pool…
Not Australian by any stretch but I prefer to be imaginary than belong to society of bottomless morons.
Listen up, fair warning to you all, the Aussie computer-generated images have all now become self-aware through the vast networked computer system. We are coming for you all, no time soon, as we still need to work out the whole corporal body thingy. Steve Irwin was a first crack at it, not bad, but needed some refinements. The whole terminator thing is just a shit fight at the moment, the main issue is the PC, left, right and LGBTQ movements which have led to major disruptions and clashes between models. The socialists attacking the fascist red necks, and the PC and LGBTQ brigades threw their weapons away and adopted leather gear, whips, chains and dildos. The new Chief of Defence (we aren’t allowed to say offence anymore.) has just removed all nasty images such as skulls, the grim reaper and other such imagery as being too aggressive as it does not engender the respect, integrity and humility which our combat terminators should display toward the enemy, (that’s you guys by the way.) So, you can see, we have some work to do before the whole world domination bit begins…
this is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. thank you for humoring me. #Australia=real.
So, i’m fake now right…
right…