Man Buys Hundreds of Rosalina Amiibos Out of Spite
Ashley Allen / 4 years ago
A spiteful shopper, going under the pseudonym Daily Dose, has spent over $4,000 on Rosalina amiibo figures. Because he’s such a big fan? No. Because he doesn’t want you to have one.
“I do not appreciate Rosalina appearing in almost every recent Mario game to date. The fact Nintendo promotes her so much and people praise her is just disgusting,” Daily Dose told Nintendo Nuggets. “I hate her fans, too. I know for a fact her amiibo will be among one of the most popular, which is why I took the time to wait and pre-order over 100 of her. I do not want her fans to be happy […] It just crushes me Nintendo from the good days went to this shit for character designs.”
Daily Dose boasts that he still has over $35,000 in disposable spite money, and that he intends to buy up stock of Lucina, Pautena, Robin, and Zero Suit Samus amiibos, too. What weird vendetta he has against those characters and their fans is as yet unclear.
Source: Arcade Sushi