Microsoft Launch the Worlds Most Pointless App
Kyle Williams / 6 years ago
Now please excuse me if I rant a little here, I despise this kind of thing and I’m going to share my thoughts with you all in this article, so please bear with me.
Microsoft have launched an app that is specifically designed to give you the latest news about your favorite celebrities, just in case your life is that small you need to see what is happening in someone else’s life who just sees you as an ATM. I hate the ‘celebrity’ title, they have money and that’s all there is to it really. Some celebrities milk that status just for more money, like they don’t have enough? Anyway, this app is called Snipp3t and yes it’s actually written like that. Snipp3t is designed to bring you all the pointless celebrity news that you don’t need in your life right to your phone in one place. As you can see from the image I placed at the top of this news you can see Katy Perry on the left wearing some hideous outfit with the whole stars and stripes thing going on because it was July 4th or ‘Independence day’ as it’s known in America. Why do people care what she wore that day? How does it affect your life? It doesn’t, I would rather see a picture of cooked chicken wearing that outfit, would make me smile because it’s comical and would make my day that little bit better, plus it’s genuinely more interesting than Katy Perry, mind you, so is a jam sandwich.
You can also customize which celebrities appear on your feed and which don’t. For example, I’m a completely insane person with no friends and I want to see what One Direction have been doing, I select them from the list and they will now appear on my feed from now on. Now, what I just said represents about 100% of the people who will download this app so I’m sure One Direction and Katy Perry will be getting all the attention they want/need and couldn’t care less who you are as an individual.
So there you have it folks, download the app if you want loads of crap content full of pointless stuff that won’t change your life one bit. Enjoy!
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