No Sim Game Ideas Left? Well, How About ‘Slav Junkie Simulator’

I genuinely didn’t see this one coming, in fact, I’m not even remotely sure how someone brainstormed this one, no matter how high they were at the time. We’ve surgeons, farmers, driving, goats, drug dealers and more prove to be big hits with gamers looking for a new simulator fix. However, Slav Junkie Simulator is just about the most bonkers one we’ve seen yet. As per its name, this is a simulator where you spend your life as a drug addict in a soviet city… And the game comes from Developer Eathrabaria, who also released Psychiatrist Simulator 2 back in 2023.

About Slav Junkie Simulator

You live in a small soviet slav eastern European cyberpunk city. You have a severe heroin addiction that you need to sustain. You start in debt to the local mafia. Heroin is very expensive and earnings in a rural city are very small, barely enough for survival. You live with your grandpa who has a small pension. Now follow this simple questline; survive one week.

Slav Junkie Simulator Features

• Simulator – simulation of the real life of some people, who struggle with drug addiction
• Survival game – survive for one week
• Animated characters with Slav dubbing and English subtitles
• Start with debt to the local mafia and lend more money from them
• Need to take heroin or you will get cold turkey, or even die
• Buy legal drugs, and cheap alternatives from a local pharmacy
• Explore Slav Eastern European soviet cyberpunk city
• Random events in the city
• Talk with your grandpa and other people in the city
• Mini-game brew your own homemade drug
• LSD trips and usage of other drugs
• Drug dealers sometimes sell shady krokodil

The game’s locations and events revolve around your drug use, bad and good, and you start in a small soviet city with a small community, local thugs and a pharmacy. You can harvest poppies from a poppy field farm, you can be rescued by an ambulance and sent to hospital after an overdose, and even be interrogated about drugs at the police station. The developer also mentions “Rave Party, Court Trial and Prison”.

Unfortunately, that’s all we know right now, the PR for this game looked to be written by someone whose first language wasn’t English so it can be a bit vague in places, but at least there are some screenshots of this game and the Steam Page is already up for just £3.86. To say this game looks cheap and janky would be an understatement, but honestly, that’s part of the fun with these titles.