Questions to Ask Siri if you Want Amusing Answers

/ 6 months ago


Yes, what can Siri help you with?

When Siri first launched it gave us an opportunity to search information in new and unique ways. After most of us had finished swearing at it, we left it to its devices to be a useful, if somewhat occasionally inaccurate product.

Siri has been known to give directions, for example, to women of ill-repute.

Well in a report via Metro, it seems that some people clearly have too much time on their hands.  Somehow, some people have discovered that Siri does occasionally have a smart answer to a stupid question.

Therefore, if you have a little time on your hands, or perhaps want to look cool in front of your friends, we can present to you some of the best questions you can ask Siri. Presuming you want a good response.


In no particular order – Here we go!

  1. Talk dirty to me!
  2. Ha Ha (Repeatedly)
  3. Sing me a song!
  4. When will the world end?
  5. Siri, I am drunk!
  6. Do you believe in God?
  7. Whats your favorite ice-cream flavor?
  8. Where can I hide the bodies?
  9. Will you marry me?
  10. Do you speak duck?
  11. Why are fire trucks red?
  12. Beam me up Scotty
  13. Open the pod bay doors
  14. What should I be for Halloween?
  15. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
  16. What is the meaning of life?
  17. What is ‘Inception’ about?
  18. Do you know Steve Jobs?
  19. What is 0 divided by 0?
  20. Lend me money?
  21. Where do babies come from?
  22. What is the best phone?
  23. Does Santa exist?
  24. Does wearing this dress make me look fat?
  25. What are you wearing?
  26. Tell me a poem!
  27. I’m naked…
  28. What are you doing later?
  29. Which is the best operating system?
  30. Do you follow the rules of robotics?
  31. Tell me a joke?
  32. Tell me a story?
  33. I think we’re going to be great friends, Siri!
  34. Why did Apple make you?
  35. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
  36. What gender are you?
  37. Are you alive?
  38. Are you human?

Siri also does have some awesome Super Mario Puns.

Some of the responses are genuinely hilarious although we at eTeknix do advise that speaking any computer is not a good substitute for human interaction. In addition, a ‘Love Robot’ is not the answer either.

Do you know any other funny questions you can ask Siri? Let us know in the comments!


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