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Funny New NSA Parody Account Emerges On Twitter

What better way to put a light-hearted spin on the whole NSA saga than with a sarcastic NSA parody account. The “ICofftheRecord” account describes itself as “Tweets by James Clapper and Gen. Keith Alexander inside your hard drive.” and has produced some hilarious tweets so far:

“You know how you’ll sometimes get a fundraising email & you’re like, “how did this organization get my email address”? We sold it to them.”

“Do you enjoy violating the Constitution? If so, consider a career at the NSA. We’re interviewing for this position. nsa.gov/psc/applyonline”

“You know how you sometimes get a phone call and it turns out to be a wrong number? It’s us. We’re just checking to see if you’re home.”

“If we say publicly we’re ending some NSA surveillance programs you should know we’ll just restart them a few mins later under another name.”

“You all realize that when we say we’re only collecting “metadata” we’re lying right?”

Check them out right here as this is sure to keep your Twitter feed fresh and funny. If you’re not already sick of the whole NSA ordeal then this is golden in my opinion!

Image courtesy of Twitter

Ryan Martin

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