More “Dirt” on Bin Laden is discovered!

After Bin Laden was shot dead by US Commandos, Bin Laden’s camp is undergoing stringent searches, and they uncovered something amazing.

It turns out Bin Laden had a enormous collection of pornographic images. Also it seems Bin Laden had a obsession with the Hit US singer Whitney Houston. The pornography consisted of women that looked similar to the singer. It would appear Bin Laden is not as noble and respectable as his supporters believed. CIA operatives report that the videos involve Asian, white and Black women committing unnatural actions.

Although seeming genuine, others believe that this is the work of US officials attempting to make Bin Laden out to be a hypocrite and make his actions against the US appear even more unjust. Roderick Long, a professor of philosophy at the Auburn university in Alabama, stated that he has no issues believing that Bin Laden is a hypocrite but also no problem believing that the US Government are liars.